Agreed. Mind officially blown.

It's the smirk that does it for me. "I think we all know I should be leading the free world..."

Does everybody have semi-sexual stories from DC field trips? Cause two people definitely fingerbanged on the bus there and then broke up on the bus ride back for reason that are speculated to this day.

Right? It's wild and colorful and still looks professional and amazing. (Well, except maybe the shoes; pumps would be more profesh.) I wish my workwear was this interesting.

it's STELLA JEAN. so good.

"Ginuwine is reportedly on the verge of bankruptcy, might have to turn in his pony."

Wait, how did Mike Fluery get fingered? Do I wanna know?

If it makes you feel better, I still think 8 Mile is one of the best movies ever.

Oh my god Rihanna exists at the exact Venn diagram slice of Gorgeous and Adorable in those pics. Adorgeous! And I don't even watch the show. but I still know Olivia Pope would never wear that outfit. Not that anybody can now, seeing as it's attained the Platonic Ideal.

The lyricism is actually pretty impressive. The subject matter? Not so much.

Right now, few things make me as happy as following Rihanna on Instagram. I love that outfit!

The vet office gave us paw prints when we had our cat Boo cremated. It was very hard and we only had him for 2 years of his (at least) 11 year old life. I cried so much that my head felt like it had been hit by a baseball bat.

This one cuts me deep. Either this Friday or next we are losing or big-nosed boy. He can't step in and out of the house comfortably anymore...

Blame Jamie Lee Curtis, among others.

Pfft, my Dia de los Muertos decorations are staying up all year long, like they do every year. Call it my contribution to the War on Christmas.

I don't give a fuck what anyone says his movies are so goddamn fun. Moonrise Kingdom is my go to "cheer me up" movie.

That your doctor will take a selfie with you while you are unconscious?

We are going to need some really good War on Christmas carols if we want to win this thing. I wrote two to get us started.

My name is also Brian... So I'll just pretend you wrote this for me. Thanks