Could have been worse, I guess. Could have been herpes herpes.

You're everything I would like to be

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

I was once out drinking with friends and saw a guy dressed as Santa, smoking. I proceeded to sit on his knee, bite my lip, and tell him I'd been a very, very bad girl but I really wanted a cigarette.

Kara, I'm not going to get involved in the content war in the comments here, but this:

(The game isn't specifically targeted to kids, but it's rated 4+, and it's hard to imagine many adults who want to spend time nurturing pretend cats.)

Commenters have called me white so many times now that they've actually turned me into a white person.

OMFG She is perfection.

My favorite detail in the interview is how she cleaned up with her Annie castmates who underestimated her basketball skills.

slow clap for Kara, as well as the human right to approach a topic however a bitch shall please

My thoughts exactly. I went and looked at some Eddie Redmayne current-edition in a suit pictures. They made me feel better.

He looks like that kid you try to convince your younger sister to have a crush on, but she refuses because her taste in eighth-grade men is TERRIBLE.

you are a dumb idiot

When I used to go smoke weed in high school I would always tell my mom I was going to a"feminist knitting circle" too.

LEAVE BASEMENT BARGAIN MARIAH, ALONE Y'ALL

Well a lot of those Jews didn't complain about the holocaust right away. I mean if something bad happened they should have reported it to the police.

I've never been more excited for a celebrity feud than for this Stewart-Paltrow feud. Holy crap I hope it goes on forever.

"why anyone would marry him is beyond me"


The heart has reasons the mind knows nothing of.

Your #NiceGuy tears nourishes me, please keep going.