That's like when my mother was visiting, saw me wearing jeans and an oversize sweater to work (winter and casual Friday), and said, "You certainly look...comfortable."

Shade Court is the single greatest regular feature of Jez: the Next Generation.

Well, some of us like to spend our money on high-end cosmetics. You don't have to understand it.

And, I'm sure other people can explain to you why the things you prefer to spend money on are stupid.

This entire thread has turned into "how can you spend so much on cosmetics bla bla"

Please share how you spend your money so that the rest of the internet can judge you. Thanks.

Me and you both.

Judging by the comments here, you all would have me drawn and quartered if I told how much I have spent on clothes, haircuts, and cosmetics this year.

A 20% discount is never crappy.

Penis, testicles, it's not like there's a vas deferens.

(PUNS!)

Just saw Interstellar, Mcconaughey was brilliant. I bawled my eyes out. He and the little girl deserve Oscars. Chastain was great too and even Anne Hathaway was good.

First, I hope the woman is okay and has a long, healthy life.

YOU HAVE ONE JOB

Frankly, I think it's adorable that the most scandalous thing a Duggar has ever done is fuck her own husband.

Dammit, Kate, you're only encouraging Mark to keep pitching me that interview with him after he's drunkenly eaten an entire crate of Girl Scout Cookies.

Get. A. Room.

"I am not sure why they would not wait for the evening to pray and then consummate God's marriage"

Why do people make this argument and think it's going to sway any minds? Like...seriously, why do people think this is an argument that actually works?

would you hang with a 300 y/o though

And the parents also have to deal with the fact that they have produced children and are now responsible for their behavior and training.