Your comment explains a lot.

Love is or it ain't, thin love ain't love at all.

I too am newly greyed because I was trolling a racist troll by using Rihanna tweets, and apparently the powers that be hate Rihanna/are stupid (those two are synonymous to me)

You're boring and tacky and I hate you.

I understand.

I MEAN. TAY CAN JERK OFF A DOG, BUT SHOULD SHE?!?!!

guuuuurl yew know I love you but them be fighting words.

Ri's bad, Bulldogz, did she forget to tip you?

When there's no changing the fact that Rihanna is Rihanna and you're well... you're you.

Whoever does her makeup should be in charge of maintaining the goddamn Sistine Chapel.

Your pussy is too dry to be riding Rihanna's dick like this.

That is how to motherfucking shade, people.

Nope. Sorry. Bunnies are evil and judgmental and I dislike them very much. I cannot encourage this kind of wanton support of rabbits.

I'm not even going to hate because I get equally as excited when I use any of my muscles, mostly because I am amazed they have not atrophied by now.

I honestly think that most Christians believe that Jesus was actually a very rich, successful, white businessman in the vein of Mitt Romney and would be horrified to find out that Jesus was a lot more like Nader than Nixon.

I live in constant fear that something terrible will surface about him and ruin my attraction, like that he kills dogs for sport or is actually a Republican.

I understand you so, so hard for B.

The frozen steak thing is insane, but honestly, give me some raw chopped meat and salt and I will stuff my face until I have e.coli

If a person tells me Sriracha is their preferred hot sauce I know that person cannot be trusted and also never let them pick what restaurant we are eating at because it will be terrible.

You thought feminism was about policing the way women dress, in or out of the office?