wut.

I was legit afraid no one had even made this joke and you've quelled my fears, you beautiful internet stranger.

I'll pack sandwiches!

Everything is legal when you're on a spirit quest. There are no rules.

SPIRIT QUEST SPIRIT QUEST SPIRIT QUEST

<333fer yew<333

Because I am rich.

You and me both, kid.

SPIRIT QUEST.

Pizza bagels are the worst part of both pizza and bagels, which is a difficult task to achieve, because separately they are proof of the existence of a loving god.

I honestly have absolutely no idea who she is, and can say that when I first read this story, I thought, "What the fuq is a Naya?"

Rihanna can be on top of me anytime she likes.

Apparently her best friend is Scott Disk's 1970s doppelganger.

Excuse me, I very much get it.

I've had this sex dream.

What kind of bougie ass spirit animals do you have?!

Have and will use.

Both Colin Powell and the porpoise who sexed himself to death this morning are my spirit animals.

#blessed

Dude I made some bomb ass lamb chops the other night and this is all this picture makes me think of.