LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BAI, GURL.

I would prefer no one keep on their pants, which is why the sex-porpoise from this morning is my spirit animal.

This video gives me life.

#blessed

Keep fighting the good fight.

However, if anyone is trying to marry me, this is 100% the best way to avoid our future divorce.

Manybellsdown giveth, and manybellsdown taketh away.

PLEASE MAKE ME A ONESIE/BODY SUIT OUT OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS BEEFCAKES I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN CHILD AND I MAKE EXCELLENT PIES.

I would rather get divorced.

I want it to be seductive pictures of Rihanna from the "Pour it up" video.

I'll be honest, 10/10 would wear that shirt.

"Pour it up, pour it up: Rihanna can't tell us when her new music is going to drop, but she can tell us that it's going to be great"

She once punched a dude in the face because she was coked out of her mind. Now, I don't condone violence, but I do condone hilarious stories about celebrities whilst on drugs so she's A-OKAY in my book.

I will literally fight you.

In what way does what you are describing mean humanity is NOT boned?

Your pussy is too dry to be riding Rihanna's dick like this.

That instagram post is actually a picture of her returning to heaven from whence she came.

Um, please exit to the left Xi as Obama is already my imaginary internet boyfriend.

I've never wanted to marry someone as much as I want to marry you right now.

Do you WANT me to be a lawyer?