If you squint and tape a picture of Taylor Swift to my face I look like Taylor Swift.

This thread is why I come back to jezebel every morning.

The fact that anyone can focus on what size she is or isn't and what that means or doesn't mean in the fashion industry when she is slaying so hard with those eyebrows is why I will never understand people.

Jourdan Dunn can have dinner with me anytime.

You think mayonnaise is your ally? You merely adopted the mayo. I was born into it, molded by it... I didn't eat non-fat based condiments until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing but bland!

I craft my online persona after Mona Lisa

Your pussy is too dry to be riding my dick like this.

Rihanna v Bey or GTFO

I just laughed so hard I farted.

Don't be crazy. Rihanna is the only person/entity that human eyes can perceive that will ever deserve a rihport.

Bea is bae.

Please let all of this be true.

What Rihanna brings together let no man tear asunder.

Never mind.

These ladies need Jesus or something because everything happening here is a sin.

I WAS NOT WEARING ANY HATS WHEN I WROTE THAT COMMENT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THIS IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM.

"Better, surely, to have it expunged completely. Eradicated, obliterated, tied to a literary post and whipped into such brutal submission that it never rears its vicious head again."

Honestly, I love the open toed, minimalist look of these black sandals for the exact reason that there is a lot going on with that dress/pattern mixture and I think even a plain closed toe shoe would take away from that.

Rihanna knows all.