Your pussy is way too dry for you to be riding Rihanna's dick like this.

WWRD?

Someone mentioned this in another comment but I think it bears repeating, what sucks is that lyrically it's actually a really impressive verse/rhyme scheme. Unfortunately, the actual content is the usual misogynistic garbage that I used to idolize him for because I really did not like myself as a young teenage girl.

I WILL BURN YOU.

Because Liv will never, ever reach Rih's level of hot fire.

*THANK Jamie Lee Curtis

ughhhhhhhhhhhh this makes me very unhappy. are there any non-garbage artist people I can enjoy!?!?!?

That whole movie makes me think maybe childhood wasn't as terrible as I remember it to be.

Rihanna's. Outfit. Is. Literally. Everything.

I WAS HAVING A PERFECTLY FINE DAY BEFORE THIS, MARK.

As do mine, mostly because it's a little statue my friend bought me from the Mission in San Fran and it's two skeltons bonin' and it's awesome.

I think she's smoking meth again.

Who the hell tries to get less prominent cheek bones. This is the only thing that is really getting to me right now. I mean, do you booboo, it's your cash and your face. But then also give me your cheekbones because if you won't appreciate them I will.

Her mouth is oddly pinched and it's making me feel like she just ate a warhead and I don't like it.

Get out.

That already exists and it's called whiskey.

Whatever happened to those rumors that Kel was shot and killed in a drug deal gone wrong? I'm still not 100% convinced that didn't happen. I'm on to you, Kel. I'm on to you.

WTF IS THIS. YOU WILL NEVER ORDER RIBS?!!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT WANT TO EAT MEAT WHERE YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO RIP THE FLESH OFF ITS BONES. RIBS ARE SO FUCKING METAL AS FUCK.

You spelled "amazing and a reason to get up in the morning" wrong.

"Okay, I'm gonna get real, now. Rihanna deserves her tens just for being Rihanna, although her walk does leave a tiny bit to be desired."