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MATHEW IS THE LEAST BELIEVABLE ASTRONAUT EVER.

JDunn is everything I aspire to be when I grow up and following her on instagram is a very special type of masochism that I indulge in.

See also: Turkish v Greek Coffee

I WAS ALREADY ON GAWKER AND SAW IT AND FANGIRIHLLED RIHL HARD ABOUT THE FACT THAT CAITY WEAVER STARRED MY RESPONE.

naaaaaooo staaaaahlppp I'm not even a Tayter most of the time. This video is just... blech. It's boring and the premise that Taylor gets the jokes everyone is making about her all the time... of course you get it, Taylor. It's not a hard joke to get. I'm even glad you can laugh at it, good for you. However, you are…

In a quandary, so sayeth the Lorihd (this time that means the interihnet)

Sevina, girl. This will not help alleviate your daddy issues, and in fact will make them worse. I speak from experience.

I wrote better poetry on the inside of my binder in 8th grade.

TRIHEASON

I would never attack a person who is SO OBVIOUSLY MENTALLY DISTURBED WHAT EVEN ARE THESE WORDS.

Call me when she finds a new shade of lipstick to wear.

Rihanna watches over me always.

#YOLO

I think this video is lame as hell but I'm afraid adultosaur won't be my internet friend anymore if I say so.

"Cunningham's doctor signed off on the jump, saying her health was a-okay, which is something I honestly don't know my doctor could say the same about me."

I do not agree personhood starts before a baby is born. There is no "baby" to kill until it's born, it is a fetus, and fetuses don't have rights the same way any other nonviable mass of cells don't have rights. A perfectly objective line would be that a baby is a baby once it's an actual baby, by which I mean the…

LOLOLOLOL@ the irony of calling something a "PERSONHOOD" amendment and then using it to deny the ACTUAL PERSON's rights in order to save a non-person.

This song was performed while she wore a chicly tailored Hugo Boss military uniform.

My opa used to give me jaagermeister when I was teething as a child and I came out okay.