I have a lot of weird sexual thoughts about Culkin.

Living in the tri-state area, I can tell you that bringing up the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is the best way to get seemingly educated people to start hurling violent vitriol at one another.

I mean, it's your money. Whether you want to spend it on body icing or make up or clothes or butt plugs makes no difference to me. I like to buy weird ass expensive shoes. If someone tried to tell me that was frivolous, I would throw one of my many pairs of weird ass expensive shoes at them.

Congrats on being a condescending asshole on the internet to a stranger, I hope you enjoy your future endeavors and may the odds be ever in your favor.

IT WAS A BETTER FIT ON YOU, BOOBOO.

I must have missed the day we all learned that saying fucking in a sentence is the equivalent of insulting a person. Let's try this one more time, booboo. DID I INSULT YOU? No. I did not. As I said originally, I JUST VEHEMENTLY DISAGREED WITH YOU. Somehow, I managed not to insult your intelligence while doing so,…

My 13 year old sister was visiting my apartment for Christmas, and after looking at my shoe collection (I'm a lady who likes some - to use a word from above - eccentric shoes) she turned to me and said, "Your shoe collection is..... interesting."

As you're the mother in this situation, I imagine it would be you that was swinging.

1. The starting tone of your response has led me to believe you're a wonderful parent. I'm sure your child isn't completely awful. Did I insult you? No. Question your intelligence? No. I just pointed out that I think your logic is flawed and I vehemently disagree with you, without feeling the need to be a complete…

......... I'm confused as to why this child and his parent have more rights than this woman trying to shop. It's cool for the child to scream bloody murder and the mother to do nothing but it's not cool for the woman to say something about it in an effort to make it stop? Some people beat their children, if you beat…

YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY HOWEVER YOU WANT TO, BOOBOO. SHINE ON.

I'm replying to myself because even if they were buying $20,000 birkins, that would be their prerogative and maybe everyone should be less concerned with how grown ups spend their money. It's not like they're engaging in the goddamn slave trade, here, it's make up.

SHE IS A BABY AND ALSO SOMEHOW AN OLD GRANDPA AND WE CAN HOLD HANDS SO WE DONT DRIFT AWAY FROM EACHOTHER WHILE WE SLEEP

No, he wasn't JUST a pilot turned astronaut. He had worked for NASA before it "closed" and had manned missions into outer space. He was also supposed to be a genius engineer who was an astronaut pilot. It's not like he was flying commercial jets, here. I just really don't think he made a believable astronaut, I don't…

THANK YOU. WTF. I don't even spend any serious fucking money on cosmetics. However, I don't care how much of your money you spend on whatever the fuck you want because that shit doesn't concern me!?!?! I'm not your money manager or your accountant. If I want to spend every goddamn penny I have on nipple pasties and…

*A discount is never crappy.

People get really up in fucking arms about how other people spend their money, apparently.

Which is why that's how you spend your money and not my money? I am very confused by the prevailing idea on this website (at least in the comment section) that because you would not spend your money that way, other people shouldn't feel justified in spending their money that way. I wouldn't buy a $200,000 sports car,…

C. Throw my body into the sea to be eaten by sea bugs.

I ate my boogers as a child. These people don't know what they're up against.