Because only a small subset of people are actually breaking the law, IE posting stolen nude pictures or allegedly strangling a woman, which means the entire website can't really be held accountable. The rest of them are just masturbating to their own comments about how all women should be Princess Leia in that one…

You can sit by me.

Imagine cystic acne in the form of an Internet message board and that is 4Chan.

You are a beautiful mermaid unicorn and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

SLYTHERIN OR GTFO

You misspelled "Misseleneous" as "Sophie Hunter". Common mistake.

There's enough ice cream for all of us to cry into. And wine. Wine flavored ice cream with extra wine.

WILL THEY REMOVE MY PANTIES LIKE BENNY REMOVES THAT SCARF? NO. NO THEY WILL NOT.

He honestly has a the glassy eyed look of someone with Stockholm syndrome, which makes sense because deep rooted psychological issues are the only thing that explains why he left the house with that hair.

I just found out Benedict Cumbersexy is engaged so I am living vicariously through your excitement, using your joy to sop up my sadness. There's a hole where my vagina used to be. Or there is no longer a hole. What I'm trying to say is my vagina is sad.

STAAAAHLP NO NONONONONO HES MY ENTIRE CELEBRITY SEX LIST.

WHAT FUCKING FRESH HELL IS THIS.

I read this and I knew you were comin', guns blazin'.

It's about ethics in gaming journalism.

Nah, I'm good where I am. Thanks, tho.

I tried to fight this fight. I refused emojis for so long. I fed off the smugness of my superiority, clinging to the written word instead of debasing myself with frivolous cartoon depictions of smiling poop.

WHOA THERE MAYBE TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH.

KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OFF MY OVARIES

Their lace cheeky game is on point and is the reason I have been able to trick countless men into thinking I have a fat ass, when in fact I absolutely do not.

I need this shirt ASAP