Honestly, if Kanye really does style Kim, it is all the proof I need that he needs to two step his ass away from fashion as fast as possible because girl, nothing about what is happening here is working for you.

This guarantees I will literally never hear this album.

Whenever I am feeling down about myself, I remember Rihanna dated Chris Brown. And if even our Lord and Savior can occasionally be a poor judge of character, there is hope for all of us to rise, rise again.

It's not a REAL crime unless an affluent white man is the victim. Duh.

As far as white blonde pop singers go....

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That honestly never occurred to me because I work in a hospital and anytime anyone questions what I'm looking at on the internet, I pretend it's for work.

God is a lot more like a 12 year old boy than I thought he would be.

LOLOLOL at the asterisks in cocaine and heroin. What does that even accomplish.

10/10 DO WANT

Free weed is the best weed.

I am a pothead and you are the worst. Please go smoke some more pot and simmer the fuck down.

I missed the part where God dictates how I use my money also? Did God go to work for me?? No?? Oh. Kewl. Thanks for cheese and the Grand Canyon, tho.

I'm pretty sure it's not for you to decide how people decide to donate, spend, burn or otherwise use their money. You're not the IRS. Also, I'm pretty sure that potato salad guy donated a bunch of money to charity and then threw a big party so honestly, I'm okay with that too.

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME NOT TO GET TOO WORKED UP

Honestly, this is really sad and upsetting and I feel terrible for everyone involved, including creepy mccreepster doll maker.

I'm going to say it, and I realize this will bring down the ire of the Jez community because Miley is the devil and is probably the reason the Holocaust happened, but wtvr. I love that outfit. I love her make up. I love her hair. I love her general look and demeanor and although there are definitely things that are…

THAT MOVIE IS GODDAMN GOLD AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS AN IDIOT LOSER AND I HATE THEM.

Why this wasn't just 10000000000 pictures of Rihanna is difficult to understand. That's the ugliest fucking dress I have ever seen and it's still perfect.

I mean. I can get behind this. Fuck. Just give me Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hanging out at JJ's diner and inviting me and then us being best friends forever while we sing the Night Cheese song.