It is.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

“We commend Ishmael for not taking his frustrations out on another human like many of our athletes previously would have. This is another step in the right direction for Baylor athletics.” - new Baylor AD

ADPi has great parties. Here’s a photo from one.

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

“I only like two kinds of men. Foreign and domestic.”

*Does not apply to milk.

“Her 1926 play Sex ran afoul of the “Society for the Suppression of Vice,” and she was arrested, convicted of a performance that “tended to corrupt the morals of youth and others,” and had to do eight days in the slammer, which only burnished her reputation.”

my thoughts are going to be in her voice for the rest of the day after watching that video.

I probably need to look into why this annoys me so. But I’m not going to. This annoys me. I’m annoyed. And I’ve decided to be okay with it.

That’s how I feel. I know it’s legal, but I don’t like the rule. Never have. You should win by a running race by, you know, running.

Nah, man. I get the dive was legal but it was also a shitty thing to watch.

Am I the only one who doesn’t get how that dive was legal? I’ve never seen that before. Is everyone going to start throwing themselves across the finish line to get their medal now?

Oh, is this going to be airing on NBC tonight around 10:15pm?

This is so practical. Of course men were in charge so it didn’t work out that way. Pretty sure they saw the iceberg and were like “THIS IS THE TITANIC WE DON’T NEED TO MOVE IT WILL GET OUT OF OUR WAY.”

Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.

They’re trying to figure out if you’re still awake.

I also think those segments are so poorly done in general. I always wonder why they book them at all if they rush them through everything so half-assed. Most the time during cooking segments they look like they want to scream “just shuttup, we have to go to commercial!” It would really be more ideal to give one or two…

More like water polio, amirite??