Nobody will ever convince me he’s not Sinatra’s kid. He’s the spitting image ...

“Is it tacky to bring my own Tupperware for leftovers?”

*reads news of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend renewal*

If Hillary gets paid for speeches, she’s a greedy bitch. If she gets paid less, she’s a failure. If she goes away (to, say, walk in the woods) she’s ridiculed. If she writes a book. If she trips while on vacation. If she has pneumonia. If she wears makeup. If she doesn’t wear makeup. She’s the patron saint of Women…

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

Sylvia Plath is dead!?!?

Splendid!! My morning just got that much brighter. Time to get out my tightest, reddest grave-dancin’ dress and polish up my very best fuckme stilettos, and motor on out to that funeral!

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Those cheeks! They both look like they attended finishing school at Benedict Cumberbatch’s Home for Sharp-Faced Boys.

MBMBaM references aside, I do love them so much.

Breaking news: No one is 100% good or bad.

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

I will always have a crush on Goldblum. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE DISPEL THAT HE IS AMAZING I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

A request to the writers: if ever you feel like you’ve written too much about Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, please write more about Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. ❤

At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

High school boys, man....I get older, they stay the saaaaaame age.

In defense of white shirt kid, his initial glee at witnessing the meltdown fades at the end and he abruptly recognized the utter emptiness of his initial joy in light of the impotence apparent in Kyrgios’ sad rage. I actually think he grew as a person there.

Lol, of course the first comment is the “BUT WOMEN JUDGE MEN ON THEIR HEIGHT” guy.

And the court should tell her that it appreciates her position and is happy that she seems to have come to terms with her assault and trauma. And then it should continue its pursuit of Polanski, who is a child rapist who spent the last 40 years living in luxury and adoration while having a family of his own and…