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I hid my love of Céline for many, many years. Now that I’m an old I can say without a trace of shame that the Céline show I went to this summer was one of the best I’ve ever been to.

Preach. I’m not sitting down and having my waistband hit my (rather small) tits EVER AGAIN!

...and how did we get suckered into having mom jeans again? HOW?! Has history taught us nothing?

I always pack my own snacks... Am I weird? Is that wrong? I get paranoid about not having food on hand at all times since I’m a type 1 diabetic but I also thought most people pack a snack for the plane. Now I’m wondering if I’m the crazy one...

Did we learn nothing from 9/11? BRING YOUR OWN SNACKS WITH YOU! Whether you buy them at the airport or stop at Walgreens on the way, you should always have something to munch in your carry on. Trail mix, granola bars, crackers, cookies, whatever. Just get a drink from the flight attendant and eat exactly what you…

So you were delayed 5 hours in the airport and failed to eat before boarding? I am confused, have you never flown before? You could have easily found food to bring on the plane or fed yourself before you boarded 5 hours late. Frankly this story and your actions are just silly and you put yourself in a bad situation…

The hero we don’t deserve.

Norman Bates is the second creepiest person to refer to his one true love as “Mother.”

oh, so thats what it means.

I love this show so much. So glad it’s already picked up for season 3!

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

How interesting...

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

This show has got everything...Drew Barrymore, squealing young women, tripping young women, illegal transactions like Breaking Bad, baby jokes, zombies, bridesmaids, yoga cleanses, Tom Green, vampires, zany comedy, Adam Sandler cameo, sex, gore, and Dan Cortez.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

I’ve been upset and sad about a bunch of the celebrity deaths this year, but this is the first time I’ve been just straight up sobbing. I just don’t want this to be true.

Also, unfriended a person I knew from college who was making fun of people caring about her as Leia. Okay, assface, we get it that you’re above Star…

If I refused to work for people I hate, I’d be unemployable.