“I always root for Kiribati. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

My favorite memory of the 1984 Olympics was the McDonald’s game where you won free food if you the US medaled in the sport you had a tab of.

My dad knows that if any man ever asks him for my hand in marriage, he is to say “No” and then inform me immediately so I can DTMFA.

I’m still pissed they don’t let the Bachelorette do the proposing—she’s the one making the decision, why shouldn’t she propose??

Do people still ask for permission? That just seems absurd. I didn’t ask my finance’s parents because there was no god damned dowry to arrange and because she’s a woman who can make her own decisions.

Okay Blake

They better leave the “...and she stepped on the ball” speech in it.

ALREADY MAD AT MY BF CUZ HE WON’T LET ME ADOPT ANOTHER KITTY.

One more reason the 2-part movie finale made out of a single book needs to die. This is what you get for money grubbing, Lionsgate.

Me and all my nerd friends went to see it (separately) over the weekend and loved it. It was awesome and your life will be sadder for lacking it. :’(

*jerk off motion*

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

Let’s get the Leslie Jones for Bachelorette campaign started!!!!

Counterpoint: NO.

The opening ceremony will be quite the spectacle. There won’t be a dry eye in the house, as conjunctivitis increases tear production.

I was hoping someone would mention this book! I picked it up at one of the Canyon gift shops during my trip there in high school. So fascinating.

We’re going there next week and this is my 11-year old daughter’s biggest fear. The good news is we’ll been the North Rim where it is muuuuuuch less crowded (only 10% of GC visitors) compared to where this happened on the crowded South Rim. So there’s that? Poor, poor woman and her poor friends. Awful all around.

Great book. I used to have it as well.

A friend of mine read that book on the plane on his way out to the Grand Canyon to run Rim to Rim to Rim! Scared the shit out of himself, but I’m sure he was extra careful after reading all those stories.

I was sad for Everyone’s Best Friend, James Taylor.