If it takes them longer to get ready than it does you, run.

Caravaggio’s Judith Beheading Holofernes

Tried Cat racing back in college, did not turn out well and my arms were scratched up for weeks.

People who are perpetually late. If you are NEVER on time to ANYTHING, that’s a problem. Beyond the ability to manage a schedule and be a responsible person, there are deeper issues. Often times those people have a deep rooted issue with caring about your time and the effort you put into being organized.

Ten bucks a night to stay in the Millennium Park area in Chicago? They usually charge an arm & leg, so an ear is peanuts in comparison.

I play video games, I love board games, and I want to get back into car racing.

I think it is because at the opening of a relationship people try to put their best foot forward and be as nice to the “major players” as possible. You, your friends, your family, your dog, etc. But people who have to make a pretense out of being nice, often let their guard down when dealing with the less…

That all sounds pretty reasonable, but I tend to consider “I’m not distracted by superficial things like everybody else!” to be almost as big a red flag as Mr. “I don’t play by society’s rules!” up there.

Because that is typically who are you are interacting with on first dates, which often involve dinner at a restaurant.

Wow, you sing along with Black Flag in your BMW, play board games, AND listen to Howard Stern?!? *clutches pearls and collapses onto fainting couch*

Doing things you like and being immature are not the same thing. I don’t know where that came from. I know some really silly people like to associate playing video games and riding a motorcycle with being immature, but that’s not what immaturity is at all nor are any of those things violating social norms.

You forgot the one I recently came across, when on the second date they crush up pain pills and snort them - also a red-flag.

Agreed. One of the teachers I used to work with had four teenage sons and when they added them to their phone plans, he went to the store and had an employee show him how to basically track everything they did on their phones-so he can access their phone calls, text, browsing history, and which apps they’ve…

I feel horrible for the father, I can’t imagine the guilt felt by both parents. Even when parents have the best intentions, the internet is a scary place that is ever expanding.

I believe it was based on the fact we all really, really, really wanted to like it. He just...didn’t let us. It is amazing to watch him just rip himself off, I used to watch with a drinking game, every time I could say the original SPORTS NIGHT or WEST WING line was a drink. I quickly realized that game would be a…

Scout’s description as tweeted by Ross Putman.

These read like wonderfully campy gay porn scripts.

Damn, these tweets have me thinking I need to do some serious rewrites on my script: The Sloven Schlub Who Does Sex With Younger, Hotter Women.

as adorable as she is sexy

She’s not totally wrong. Feminism IS about getting to choose who you want to be and to live exactly how you want. The problem is that you also don’t get to tell other people who they get to be/how to act/what they should do with their body.......