One time there was a trending twitter hashtag that was like “political sitcoms” or something and I came up with “Gillibrand’s Island” and I just feel like the internet has never given me enough credit.

Well, if they hate hot chicks so much they probably should just get hotter themselves. Then they wouldn’t be jealous. If they made themselves the office eye candy, there wouldn’t be a need to hire OUTSIDE eye candy. LEAN IN LADIES. You can’t tell me that “biopharma” stuff (whatever the hell that is I don’t think…

We don’t need to give a full prescription of what every company needs to do.

Funny how all these unhinged who *claim* to want the constitution upheld, have zero f*cking percent idea of any of it’s meaning.

(Mainly using it as a FLIMSY excuse to be racist and/or theocratic)

I mean when it comes down to it most people who are hustlers aren’t very good people or very nice to the people around them if they aren’t paying for something or fawning or both. It’s one of the reasons when someone says “I’m a hustler” or refers to working hard as hustling I get annoyed. Because that’s not what it…

I mean, I’m pretty sure “pampered alien princess who expects worship from all interactions” is just pretty much her schtick, right? Like if you meet Larry the Cable Guy, I assume he thwaps you on the shoulder and jovially shouts something about pork rinds.

Ha, seriously. One of my friends is a 6' tall woman (I’m 6'2 and we’re Giants) and smokin hot. A guy friend of mine made a comment about how thin and hot she was and then said something along the lines of ‘if a chick is over 120, she’s fat, end of discussion’. My friend said ‘how much do you think I weight’ and he…

Mine bought me a size 4/6 robe and I am most definitely a 10. I think their caveman brains subconsciously say, “society says skinny is sexy, I find my woman sexy, ergo, my woman is skinny.”

Yeah but she’s older than 32, so even she wouldn’t be able to fill this guys requirements as a female DJ.

Someone ignorant once told me the ideal weight for women is around 100 lbs. I’m 5'11" ish - even after my body decomposes I don’t think I’ll reach 100 lbs. Good thing he capped the height at 5'7" or he might have some malnourished female DJs on his hands...

It’s only fun when they’re stupid enough to create an auto posting web gallery. Presumably an email means someone will look them over before posting.

Though it doesn’t say a lot for their acumen that the posted the sandy beach pic on a snow day in NH.

Bush: My mom said I can’t go play in the snow because I always track it through the house when I come home. *Sits in window, wistfully watches other kids playing outside.”

This totally jumped out to me! It's so funny that men like this never have any idea what weights actually look like.

I will never understand how guys have such a skewed perception of what women weigh, never. Are our insides supposed to be made of marshmallows or something?

on the one hand, my kid’s a hit man. on the other, he says please and thank you and “we don’t kill women and children.”

I think you might be my nemesis.

hahahahahaa me too. But whatever, I’m saving all those “Yummly” recipes for later or something.

When they shut down Google Reader I made this.

Have you watched Dance Academy? It is a super lame Australian fictional teen show about top ballet dancers and it is fucking marvelous.

She did have a relationship with Bowie so maybe it was a shoutout. REMEMBER THESE?