We’ve been gerrymandered so badly I think we’re down to around 10 Dems in the whole statehouse.

The paranoia and threats are pretty hilarious to me. This is Putin-level madness, in a preschool. A PRESCHOOL! Don’t know how she got so drunk on power, drinking from Dixie Cups. Must have taken forever.

Yup, I work as an early childhood educator in Quebec, and the minimum qualification for a director, is a masters in a child related field, as well as business management background.

Bad teachers are categorized as D.U.C.K.S, (Dependent Upon Criticizing and Killing Success)

That lady looks like she eats small children for breakfast. Expelled? Or eaten?

This story made me feel drunk. But not fun drunk. Confused drunk.

Those are the worst bosses: someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing trying to keep outsiders from finding out how unqualified they is.

speed reading to me seems like the equivalent of having sex but coming as fast as possible so like, after a minute and a half (WHICH HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME OK) and then just stopping

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

It’s a sad state of affairs in Hollywood when one of the few, not completely stereotypical roles for an actress over 40 is a sexual predator in the 50 Shades of Grey sequel.

— Stay on the active roster for an entire MLB season

Oh, the writing is infinitely worse because 1) the descriptions are terrible and repetitive, 2) it’s difficult to be sexy when a woman keeps describing her vagina as “down there”, and 3) Anna’s “inner goddess” bullshit.

You need more like 10 bottles of wine for the book.

She’s playing a horrible person in a horrible movie adapted from horrible books. Written by a horrible writer. That’s a lot of horrible to transcend, Oscar or no.

Didn’t read the book, but sat down a few weeks ago to watch the film with a bottle of wine (bored). My god....it was...terrible. Is that what the book was like? She was actually THE WORST. Jamie Dornan did a great job being all rough and sexy but besides that it was 1) the worst story, 2) the worst writing, 3) the…

Okay.

Isn’t it sad when you see a side to a friend you didn’t know was there? Would that friend talk to you like that in person? With my friend, these supporters came to her page too to tell her she wasn't paying attention and shouldn't vote if she doesn't know the facts.

Also Jamocha shake! Better than any other fast food shake and any Starbucks frappachino.

Wow, and to think, I was 30 years ahead of my time! My girls learned all of these things very early on, some, like doing the laundry, by necessity. I wanted to make sure they’d always be self-sufficient though so it was always an ongoing thing. The one non-essential skill, (money, laundry, those things are essentials)…

Women can vote. Moreover, you need women to vote for you, if you are running for president.

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.