I think that is how you’re supposed to feel. Murder shouldn’t be entertainment. However, these stories show a very important part of how our justice system works (or doesn’t work). Also, the conflict between how one feels about the people in the context of what they may or may have not done is how we should all feel.…

This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

They also understand the true value of bananas.

“I hope my son sees early on that not everyone gets a trophy,” said Bristol Palin, a person who is famous because of her talent, hard work, and thoughtful insights.

No, but I can help you narrow it down! It’s pink and appears to go on the lips.

Lawyer here, who, admittedly, does not practice personal injury or tort law. But, sitting here trying to think about what the possible purpose of this lawsuit could be. Was this 19 year old secretly loaded such that his “estate” has any money? Suing his “estate” is not the same as suing his parents (assuming they had…

this makes me so angry. And the poor neighbor, who is now dead simply because she answered the door. WTF. These days I’m more scared of the cops than scared of civilian perps.

“scrotums 3D scanned and turned into *items of home décor*.”

Don't be silly. Only women can take care of babies. Everyone knows that.

There needs to be a way for a person to have someone look after their kids while they work. Maybe sit with the babies. This is just me going off the top of my head, though

This is why I can’t be a politician. I would have been pure rage at that comment, not just because he made it seem that motherhood was a liability, but because, for years and to this day, no one gives a shit if a man has young children at home.

The restraint with which she met his “Sweetie” remark is commendable. Some asshole calls me “sweetie,” he might be complaining that significant parts of his anatomy are “misplaced.”

I call dibs on punching him in the nads.

Here is why I could never run for office.

Hey Sweetie

“From now on, I respectfully ask you to refer to me as Jen, Jennifer, Ms. Herold, or your opponent.”

I don’t know if anybody explained to her we’ve got to spend three nights a week in Columbus.

I’m glad she called him on the sweetie thing, because there is nothing more condescending than that, and reading it made me so so so angry. In fact, I could never be in politics, because no way would my response to that bullshit have been as calm and measured as her response, even if I had advisors and such telling me…

If my words were misplaced.

Misplaced his words? Did he accidentally leave them in his other pants, or were they previously stored up his butt and he forgot that they usually only come out when he’s not in public?