I can’t imagine going through something like that at such a vulnerable moment. I’m glad you told your doctor—I hoped that s/he was suitably horrified.

Waiting! I’m always waiting for the exact right moment to pursue my dream job. First I should finish my degree, then I should get settled into my current job’s new office and my change of commute. I really should get in shape first, too. My house is falling apart and I need the money to fix it up—it would be…

It’s tough to be white in Arizona.

Griego hasn’t commented on the incident—what is she supposed to say?

My coworker had a client once who liked to tell her in no uncertain terms that he had a big dick ready for her. Like it was just a totally acceptable thing to insert into workplace conversation. He was also 75 or something.

UGH. If you wanted the cast of the movie to be invited to the award show, then you shoulda cast Jennifer Lawrence to play Dr. Dre, Tilda Swinton to play Eazy-E and Casey Affleck to play Ice Cube LIKE I SAID. There still would have been a black actor in there. Like I would have cast Morgan Freeman to play a doorman or…

Experience AND a chance to build their cheer leading portfolio, which they can use to show off their work when they finally enter the high paid world of professional cheer leading. Oh wait.

Nono, you’re mistaken; it’s not that they should be paid in experience. It’s that they are supposed to be grateful to be in the presence of wealthy professional athletes who might deign to let them be glorified prostitutes if they’re especially good at cheerleading.

These poor women can’t seem to catch a break; they’ve already seen their settlement get reduced by $1,000 between the headline and the first sentence of the post!

Look. I know he’s shit now, and has been shit for a long time, but I was at petco when he no-no’d the padres and the crowd (who was predominantly giants fans like me) lost our damn minds. I still have my ticket and a photo of buster posey hugging him off the ground framed on my mantle.

I will always love that sad…

Stay classy, Philly fans.

I don't understand why the hell everything needs to have "connectivity" anyway. I know they bill it as being for diagnostic purposes, but how often do you need a diagnostic exam run on your washing machine?

Those poor Padres.

They have 8 total World Series (yes the ones in NY count for their franchise’s historical relevance), the most wins of any major American sports team period, and 2 of the 5 greatest players who have ever played the game. You, get real.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

I thought for sure the Padres would sign him quick considering that they must think he’s the best pitcher that has ever played.

Tim Lincecum’s 2016 stat line: 5-12; 68K’s; 81BB; 4.12 ERA; and a No-Hitter

I have a feeling my vacuum cleaner would fold under the slightest interrogation.

Toasters, you say?

I did this. It was very useful, though I still have like a painful ring of tissue in the vestibule that makes intercourse a bad idea. But yeah, if you have vaginismus you should definitely ask your doctor about physical therapy. It’s not *just* psychological. Funny/super awkward story about physical therapy for this:…