I liked the cake scene because I thought it showed how they were clearly NOT on the same page and it was a legit reason for them not to get together at that point of the movie.  I didn’t think it made her look like a bad guy, but I can see how you might.  Part of the problem is that Chris Dowd is just so fucking…

And I would never stoop so low as to be a lawyer

The legal consequence is them terminating the membership.  You have broken the contract (yes, it’s a contract) and the legal consequence is the termination of the relationship.  Please tell me you’re not a lawyer.

What Costco do you go to where they don’t check your card at the door?  All of the ones around here still check.

Yep, cash back and stamps and the items on the bottom of the cart.

Keep in mind that they don’t sell the same things all the time, so some of that redistribution is necessary so they have space for the seasonal stuff.  I mean, yes, they also do it to make you go down another aisle or two, but some of it is simply inventory rotation.

Petco does it, too, which drives me mad, but somehow I don’t notice it at other stores. Maybe because at other stores, like Costco, I’m looking for multiple things and maybe browsing, but at Petco I just need my specific brand of dog food and I’m out.

Not to mention that LGA shuts down its PreCheck lanes at 7pm every night except Saturdays and the United Club is outside security. It was super fun to discover that my precheck boarding pass didn’t mean shit when my 6pm flight was delayed until 8:30.

My mom was stubborn at first, but she got used to it, and once she had to use it the first time, was really glad she had it.

DOooooo iiiiiiiitttt! My mom had rheumatoid arthritis that really limited her mobility, so for the last five years of her life she had her “button” as she called it around her neck, and it was a great reassurance both for her and for me and my sister. (My sister lived with her, but worked during the day and had her…

This is why I don’t want the Giants to have him. We are sorely lacking the outfield, and are already loaded up at first base with Belt and Posey’s inevitable move.  Not to mention the money.

This is mine, too, exacerbated by the fact that I have Thoracic Outlet Syndrome, which can mimic the signs of heart attack (chest pain radiating down the arm, pain in the back). After seven trips to the ER, my primary care doctor finally managed to get me diagnosed properly, so now I only have to worry about chest…

It’s never lupus.

...ooh...damn...what is the name of this magical place?

I got out of a towncar on Hollywood Boulevard in L.A. when my friend and I were there sightseeing and two older women came up to me gushing about how they loved my movies and would I sign something for them.  I signed a notebook one of them had “xoxo Illegible Scribble”.  To this day, I have no idea what actress they…

I am AT WORK, you monster!

And pushed up sleeves!

They do seem shocked when you actually bounce, though, don’t they? I walked on a used car purchase after the dealership lied to me about battery replacement and working keys, even though I had the cashier’s check in my purse, and they scrambled after me to try to get me to come back. Too late — you tried to play games…

That was not my experience.  My first (and last) time at one was so bad, I bought an Audi instead.

I think I went to that dealership, too! I came in in my RX8 looking to test drive and I had to pull teeth to get someone to take me out just around the block, under 35 miles an hour, and then the guy walked away when I wanted to talk to him about it afterwards. The only difference being I’m a woman older than you.