The minute they suck the joy out of it is the minute I ghost, man. I don’t want to be reminded of the salesperson I hated every time I get in my car, so I walk. Unless you’re in a crunch situation there’s no need to spend your money with people who don’t want it. I quote commenter La Bandita, who said:

I know this post is old now, but I followed this link you provided when you provided it, and I do this now, and I love it. Thank you for making me aware of it.

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Counter point: many many women find Henleys super hot. 

Have you guys never heard of a finsta account?  That’s precisely what those are made for -- following people you don’t want your friends to know about!

YES to the PDF. Word resumes are notorious for coming out of the HR system all wonky and weird, which is not anyone’s fault necessarily, but still creates a bad impression. Save that puppy to a PDF and then all of your painstaking formatting (assuming you did it) will be preserved.

I don’t care about previous salary, I care about whether you’re in the range I want to pay for the role I’m hiring for.  Maybe that’s double what you’re making now, maybe it’s half.  It’s right for the role, based on market and budget, and if it’s right for the candidate, we can talk.  Fortunately, that is something…

Or it was a last minute decision and he just happened to have a full Nazi uniform and child’s Hitler customer laying around. Given the tenor of his other comments and those of his wife, I wouldn’t be surprised.

I don’t think they match the color to the team. Bumgarner’s was red and Eric Hosmer’s was black. And Ben Zobrist got a Camaro. (!?)

Same, but switch the Dodgers and the Cardinals.

Starred for “lobbywaffles,” a word I didn’t know I needed until I saw it.

At least as baseball stadiums, they allow you in with umbrellas, but most of the time make people close them during the game.  I bring one so I can walk in and out of the stadium without getting drenched, but don’t sit in my seat wit it open.

I’m a Coke loyalist, and have found that I eat Costco snack bar a lot less since they switched to Pepsi, even though I didn’t always get the fountain drink.

I go to Costco weekly, but mostly that’s just because I love the fresh fruit there -- it’s so effing good.

Kershaw wasn’t getting it done, though.  I mean, I wouldn’t have put in Madson, but the decision to pull Kershaw wasn’t questionable to me.

What the fuck is with the hiking? First of all, I’m not hiking on my best day, but second of all, I’m not wandering off to the Second Location of the semi-wilderness of the local state park with a virtual stranger volutarily. I want my body found, dammit!

I visit every year when my team plays the Cardinals, and St. Louis is a fun place to visit as a tourist. I echo the comments about the Zoo (the hippo exhibit is the BEST) and the Botanical Garden (if you like that sort of thing, it’s worth the ticket price). I’ve also found the downtown tourist area to be easy to…

A lot of baseball rules say relatively simple shit in some fucked up ways. going to umpire school as a lawyer was quite an experience.

I have to say that, while I don’t know how well I’d stay in touch without some texting, over-texting is certainly a thing I dislike. If we’re in the early stages, I don’t need or want the guy I’m dating to inundate with me check ins and “good mornings” and all that all the time. If he has something to actually talk…

In addition to godshamwow’s excellent explanation below, it’s called a “fielder’s choice” because, in theory, the fielder chooses which runner to throw out.