If I catch one, I’m keeping it. But I’m putting absolutely zero effort into catching one (which is why the only one I have was tossed specifically to me) and am probably ducking out of the way, so I’m comfortable with that decision.

Starred for coup de grace. Also for the sentiment, but especially coup de grace.

I’m only ungrey on Lifehacker as a result of the Ungreying. ::sob::

I have exactly one ball -- a ball tossed specifically to me by Giants bench coach Ron Wotus (Ron appreciates the ladies: he tossed one to my friend next to me as well) -- and I did not give it away to a kid because it was thrown to me. I did, however, have to prevent a full-grown adult man from snatching it out of my…

He was so much better in The Wedding Date. Although I would like to know how he went about making money after “quitting the business” since it wasn’t like Debra Messing’s character was rolling in dough.

I sort of liked the implication that he and Kimmy weren’t going to make it. Enjoy your wedding, kids, because it’s going to be fights in a backwater motel room followed swiftly by divorce.

You turned down a manager of Krispy Kreme? ARE YOU MAD???

I have special dental needs (veneers since I was twelve due to an accident) and dental insurance is basically useless to me. Because of the veneers, I have to fight to get everything covered because they want to classify it as “cosmetic” and the provider my employer offers isn’t accepted at most of the prosthodontists…

I love the folding trick! It makes folding so fast and easy and automatic and all my shirts come out the right size. I get not caring about it if you don’t have a problem with your current method, but learning this trick made laundry sooo much less painful for me.

Yeah, I go to the Y for just this reason. Sure, there are young adults and college kids with gym bodies, but there are also older people (and much older people) swanning about the locker room with their bits out and that makes it a much more welcoming place. No shame at the Y!*

I gave up this kind of reality program during the Real World Hawaii season when (IMO) it turned from a mostly-interesting social experiment to a drunken and exploitative mess. Yes, there were issues in earlier versions of the show (Puck, Stephen slapping Irene), but it seemed like those issues were born out of…

I wouldn’t buy “real” furniture from there--like couches or beds or non-decorative bookshelves—but I like their lamps and dishware and rugs and things like that.

Vanessa Marin, a licensed psychotherapist specializing in all things sex...[has] a Master’s in Psychology from the CIIS and a B.A. in Human Sexuality from Brown University.

I live in Chicago (I’m originally from Wisconsin) and we used to have winter but now we have two different seasons that happen during the same months, but vary from year to year. Winter A is POLAR VORTEX YOU’LL DIE IF YOU GO OUTSIDE winter and and Winter B is Basically Late Fall For Four Months and Maybe It Snows Once…

No, you’re right, you said “standard.” Since it’s not and you addressed that in other comments no need to rehash it here.

Totally. I quote the immortal Maggie Holden: dick is abundant and low value. :) I don’t need to endure douchebags.

And I certainly don’t doubt your failings — I date men, and am intimately familiar with the bullshit y’all will put up with when your dicks get hard. But I have some hard lines that aren’t moral, but are literally physical in that I am not sexually aroused by stupid people who hate me.

I can’t say I’ve noticed much of a correlation between the two

Mine has the phrase “if you voted for Trump do not message me.”

Yeah, I can’t. I mean, I don’t give a fuck how hot the dude is, if he’s a Trump supporter he’s too stupid to bone and (bonus!) doesn’t think I deserve civil rights. There’s plenty of dick in the sea: I can find one that isn’t morally reprehensible.