WELL I DO NOW!

You’re forgetting about Demi Moore in both GI Jane and Striptease.

RIGHT?! I knew I was going to regret clicking the link to show the comments, I just didn’t know how much I was going to regret it.

Hey, with this team, it’s certainly possible! Although they do appear to be on an upswing, finally. Good news for me, as I’m about to travel all over the midwest to see them play and was really not looking forward to watching them lose seven in a row. ::knock on wood::

Honestly, I’d be concerned if they aren’t already because it’s dumb to keep pouring water into a bucket with a hole in the bottom.

I’d be inclined to give her a lighter sentence if she sounded legitmately contrite, like “I was an asshole, and didn’t think of how hurtful my actions were. I realize that now, and am terribly sorry for being such a bitch, and will serve as an example of what not to do in the future.”

It’s like they’re finding new and creative ways to lose. Score a bunch of runs? Starting pitcher blows up. Starting pitcher locks it down AND they score a bunch of runs? Bullpen implosion. Pitchers get their shit together? Every hitter forgets what to do with the stick they’re holding. This has been a rough six weeks.

Have you heard Jeremy Affeldt? Because he brings new meaning to the word “worst.”

Yeah, I loved it at the time, but it was really a product of its environment, like Queer Eye.

It’s also one of those things that sounds good to people who don’t understand the facts, like when he was bitching about “unelected” federal judges staying his orders. All federal judges are unelected and any letter can be a “certified” letter, but the words sound meaningful to people who don’t have knowledge of those…

I have fully embraced seeing these movies on my own. Dooooo it.

Oooh, a certified letter! How could we doubt someone who would pay a whole $3.35 to send a letter!

Those of us in the chaos to the south of Canada have to take what we can get. It’s the apocalypse down here.

My undergrad and graduate degrees (at two different schools) were both mailed. They handed out empty diploma holders and mail the actual degrees so no one’s got mixed up.

Trump’s political inexperience is not his only problem (or even his most significant one) but my critique was for celebrity politicians in general, and Johnson in particular, not Trump. His problems are legion.

Oh, let me be clear, if it was between the Rock and the hard place that is Trump (I’m hilarious!) I’m voting for the Rock all day and twice on Sunday. If it’s about his actual political ambitions, I would rather have him get some experience first.

I’m sorry, Dwayne, but no. I like you fine -- you’re hot, you’re funny, you seem to have an eye out for the disenfranchised, you mean well -- but no. As we are seeing now, live and in-person, the Presidency is not a job for a political neophyte and I have no interest in yet another incompetent and inexperienced…

Yep. It’s awesome.

I used to live in Cleveland Heights and take the bus downtown and that shit took over an hour. No way I was going to do that unless I had to.

I live in the greater Chicagoland area, so my commute is between twenty and one hundred and twenty minutes depending on time of day and whether someone decided to try off-roading on 290, and I’d agree with you -- under an hour is fine, if you like where you live. I could move closer to the office, but it’s in one of…