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The modern GOP is taking their negotiating tactics from National Lampoon, apparently. The only difference is the GOP would pull the trigger.

Greed.

How ridiculous, right? There is nothing to be debated about slavery. You talk about it, teach that it happened, tell the truth about how horrible it was. You don’t “give both sides” or some silly shit like that.

School Principal Jim Van Dellen admitted the assignment was “out of line” in a letter to parents, explaining that the assignment was intended to “spark debate.”

I’ll tell you what, my grandmother would have given that teacher 5 bad reasons right across his-or-her face for slavery, god rest her soul.

They don’t get it , Oprah’s wealth transforms race, and to most white women she was their first black friend.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2020

I just have this feeling that someone with a flashy name needs to go up against Trump in 2020. Political experience won’t win. Tried and true politicians don’t win against Trump. We’ve seen that. We need someone just as explosive as Trump to compete.

I also LOOOVE bread, and she had my vote.

Fuck, no. NONONONONONO. No. FUCK. NO.

Around 47% at least…

We live in hell. When does President Camacho show up?

What we need is a monarchy: that’s what the most progressive countries in Europe have, so they can focus on their government doing their job while being inspired by their royals.

Okay, so to change countries you need a skillset they want, and an immigration lawyer.

Neil Degrasse Tyson/Mike Tyson

I look at it from the angle of James Baldwin. “What white people have to do,” Baldwin said once, “is try to find out in their hearts why it was necessary for them to have a n*** in the first place. Because I am not a n***. I’m a man. If I’m not the n**** here, and if you invented him, you the white people invented…

Cancer (Stage 4) is what you and your family deserve for spreading hate, lies & intolerance

I went to the movies with some friends once, after the movie two of us went to the restroom. He peed and then walked out. I was confused. I said, “dude, wash your hands.” he goes, “why? it’s clean.” Moments later we were all parting ways and he extends his hand to shake mine. I said, “oh hold on.” I stuck my hand down…