The title alone is like an Onion story.

He’s really just burning it because it doesn’t fit. Just sayin...

Who doesn’t get ashy??! Like, at least in the ashiest of ashy places like elbows, knees, and feet?

I’m of the minority in that I am a black person who actually enjoys camping, but because I want to get TF away from people/traffic/etc.

Wtf pumpkin spice apple juice? Isn’t that just spiced apple cider? Jesus these marketing people...

First off, sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie. Plus, it can be eaten all year long, rather than having to wait for leaves to die and sweaters and shit. Still, it is the mighty sweet potato that graces my Thanksgiving spread.

That’s like in high school when the kids have to read books like “To Kill A Mockingbird” out loud and some little shits giggle with joy when they get to say it because it was in the text. But when grown ass adults are doing the same damn thing... I don’t understand it. Other than their brain functioning hasn’t matured…

I’ve been told by several non-black people that they too were given the go and I’m like... WHO ARE THESE BLACK PEOPLE?

I know you think, “Why can you say it, but if I say it, I’m considered a racist?”

That sounds like my high school graduating class too (2006). I think I have permanent “murder face” as a result.

Haha I’m amazed by anyone who can watch or listen to him talk. It’s like seeing an accident before the emergency responders get there and it’s a mess, the fire is still burning, and the body is still out and uncovered, but you still look, knowing it will be HORRIBLE and probably mentally scar you.

I do adhere to the power + privilege definition of racism, because of college reasons and dammit can’t we have SOMETHING? But there’s also the internalized racism explanation that gets exhausting to explain over and over.

While my first thought was, really, who’s funding this foolishness? I think this is more a documentary for white people because it’s not like everyone else hasn’t been saying this for years... If a POC says it, they’re just being uppity, but I think a lot of white people (and even some POC, but that’s for another…

Oh, I think about that a lot. Back then, it was like “drop what you’re doing and listen because President Obama is giving a speech right now” and then you’d feel really nice afterwards, like you just got a pedicure or something.

The title of this had me let out a solid chuckle, but it’s really kind of true... Also, I feel like this applies to most cultures of color as well, eg. the machisimo culture of many Latino men, etc.

I’m just tired of the American worship of wealth, what it’s supposed to mean and the literal interpretation of “worth.”

I’ve expressed.... thoughts I have about Lawrence on here a few times.

After reading the title I wondered wtf would they even buy besides unnecessarily large guns, confederate flags, and dick pills?

I think the key phrase here is “if you live in an area with a lot of black people”. But I think it needs to be an area with Africa amounts of black people, because even in my LA-adjacent suburb, I pretty much never got matched with a brotha.

I think it also depends on your location, and I think LA is just a slutty place hah. I don’t have a Tinder because I also hold the belief that it’s just Groupon-for-Dick, but that’s from seeing too many of my friends repeatedly disappointed that every guy they meet is just a fuckboy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯