I think you have it backwards. Sorta looks like AIDS caught a case of Ryan Gosling.

I believe you are supposed to pull it out after every use.

You guys—

Doesn’t everyone just eat the whole bag? #fatguysolutions

Wikipedia says 1853:

“Melania Trump’s hobbies..., include Pilates and reading magazines”

Just don’t ask her the “gotcha question” of which magazines?

anti non-white immigration!

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

*HAPPENIS*

Thought he studied the Constitution?
HELLO THE *PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS*!

#notallrapes

Why dip? I’m going to try this out and use the bag to squeeze the guacamole right onto each chip!

If you do store some quac in a container, add a cover layer of salsa on top to limit air exposure. That and the acidity of the salsa will keep the guac from browning for several days. The combination also makes a nice dip taht you can adjust (amount of salsa or guac) to your perosnal preference.

Given how Baylor used to censor their own sex-ed textbooks (no joke—apparently we got a special order with blank spaces where other schools’ versions had illustrations), I think God’s divine mission to “be excellent to one another” (paraphrase mine, obvs.) somehow to misinterpreted over the years into “pretend that…

It’s funny that the NCAA never cites schools who habitually cover-up/ignore rapes by student-athletes with “lack of institutional control”, but if somebody gets a free pizza or some shit, LOOK OUT!

I’m thinking about the fact that she would not have been raped if only the school had investigated and taken action to expel him for his previous assaults.

Well, in Islam, it's something like 4 women = the testimony of 1 man. For the Baptists at Baylor, I think it's closer to 10-1.

Funny you should ask...

Burn it to the ground. It’s surprising enough she got a conviction out of a football player in Texas. Hopefully she gets fuck-you rich off of this and these football factories masquerading as places of learning might think twice before minimizing a victim of the environment they created.

Just over a year ago I cut sugar from my diet almost entirely. I’ve lost 50 pounds since then and got my BMI down to 22 without making any other changes to my lifestyle. There’s barely a mention of it in the article, yet reducing sugar consumption it by far the most important change you can make to lose weight and…