I think you're downplaying the role of the pre-emptive lawsuit. By suing, the songwriters were basically saying, "Fuck Marvin Gaye's legacy. We're not only going to use it, we're going to say we came up with it." They're the ones that shat all over the ages-old acknowledgement by artists that art is theft.

So does this mean Taylor Swift is going to sue Taylor Swift 500 times?

I'm gonna come out to bat for Travis. Spinach is not lettuce—while travis is still an idiot, because the salad was called the "Classic Spinach," the correct answer to the question "What type of lettuce comes in the Classic Spinach" would be no kind of lettuce, it comes with spinach, which, while a green leafy…

Pinkham, I want to like you, and most days I do. However, it seems like you've got this mentality where you lump everything in the USA that's not within 50 miles of the ocean as "flyover country" full of Jesus-freak troglodytes who wouldn't know great food if it were force-fed to them.

A) You're taking this entirely too personally.

Counterpoint:

"We have never seen any video."

Tune in next week when we tell you that acquiring wealth is just spending less money than you make!

No thanks. I'm sticking with my Kindle 3. It has a decent text-to-speech, which Amazon has stripped out of these later models.

No thanks. I'm sticking with my Kindle 3. It has a decent text-to-speech, which Amazon has stripped out of these…

i once saw something that said, " shutting the fuck up is gluten free." so i go with that.

I've started lumping food choice and religion into the same category in my mind, in that, I strongly believe that both should remain personal beliefs and not be spread about like the clap on prom night.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

Here's a link to the gofundme info to help support the baker's legal fund.

The Charlie Brown/Scandal thing I could definitely understand as it was on network television and the scene in question aired seconds after a program specifically for children. This, not so much. Sons of Anarchy airs on a cable network at 10PM, and is filled with content not suitable for children, and there are…

"Sons of Anarchy, a show they should clearly just stop watching already"

What's not to love about Goy Jon Stewart? Oh wait: everything.

Penn Holderness, the smarmy dad here, works in video production, internet marketing and social media management. He is rather openly using these phony "family hijinks" viral videos to market his business. It's not that he's some sad sack dad trying to become a viral star; he's a blow-dryed former local TV man turned…

The parents will be sending the kids up in weather balloons in no time.