Last time I was in there looking for work clothes was last year, and I could not fine one pair of pants that actually fit, and the fabric quality was so, so horrible. At least Banana Republic knows who their customer is, even if there aren’t may of us left, and the quality is commensurate with the price.

I work at a cemetery. We are staggering seating in the chapel and reducing the number of seats at the graveside. We’re also not taking anyone in our park vehicles to limit exposure, and only one or two family members are allowed at arrangement meetings. Our teams have been spilt in two, with each team on three…

You say she is a pretty good actor, and this is true. Oscars are given to outstanding actors, which she is not. End of discussion.

Don’t worry, he’ll be dead from all that fast food & nitrates before too long.

Gluten/dairy allergist here. I go to a lot of work events where the well-meaning planner never fails to get me the vegetarian plate, which is always pasta & vegetables (sometimes with butter). I eat before & bring a bar in my handbag.

...who was an ugly duckling in high school.

Thank you - was just yelling at my TV looking for it, and I’m only a little bit interested.

Yeah, I’m becoming increasingly more annoyed with news articles about people’s reactions to an event on Facebook and twitter. I realize that the public’s perspective is important, but it seems that all it takes is a few people grumbling about something and THAT becomes the story. I mean, it’s not like there is…

Well my mom taught me, “if you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say anything at all.” It’s called manners. I mean, is it it that hard not to. be a total dick and just be quiet? I’m MissBitch, and even I know that.

I haven’t read the linked article, but from the headline (yeah, I know) it looks like Armie was talking about the timing of it, which would be totally believable in H’wood, where people use everything against each other to get that stupid trophy. The story is true, but it was held (by someone, I can’t remember who…

Well here in America everyone wants to kill everyone.

I can’t with all that caterwaulin’

I see what you did there.

Anyone try this technique with turkey bacon?

lol. I’m really only lonely during the day, but it has led to me getting a tattoo after binge watching Ink Master, Ink Master Redemption, America’s Worst Tattoos and Tattoo Nightmares - now I’m sitting here with a sore shoulder and having to take care of this thing. TV is the devil.

Ugh, don’t give that whore Andy Cohen any ideas.

Unfortunately I can’t speak directly about it; I signed an NDA. I can, however, give you a general description of them as people: they’re shit. Next question?

I worked on that fucking joke of a wedding.

Yes they were.

Shhhhhh, I already have.