Stacy Dash.

Maybe Gawker media should do its part by having Deadspin refrain from covering the NFL.

It is always so disappointing to see people who are so insistent on maintaining willful ignorance, but I still think that it is important to have empathy for them. I'm sure that finding out that someone you love is guilty of repeated disgraceful, criminal acts is not easy to deal with.

This is amazing.

Insert "why choose" .gif.

It gets funnier the longer you look at the photo. BWAHAHAHAHA!

You should let Mexico know about their deep cultural reverence for Dia de los Muertos, because over there they've commoditized it to the point of oblivion, with Day of the Dead motifs available year round on any manner of useless cheap trinkets and baubles.

Speaking of wise financial decisions...now is a great time to get a BNIB iPhone 6 from China. I know a guy with $82,000 in inventory ready to ship.

How is that? Her vital signs had been deteriorating for decades.

I imagine that a lot of people will flame me for saying this, but Christopher Nolan is one of the most overrated filmmakers of our time. He's certainly not terrible, but he's also not the brilliant auteur that he's made out to be.

She did appear to like it!

I once had a customer order the filet mignon with red wine demi-glace, but only after requesting that we substitute the red wine for a chocolate martini.

If you need to point out what the crux is in a follow up post you haven't written a very good article.

Just once I'd like to see Jezebel exhibit the integrity to not promote the cretins it calls out for being hateful morons.

The most expensive item on the menu is $8.50.

A couple years ago some friends of mine came over to grab a couch I was replacing. I was at work at the time of the pick-up so I hid a key for them outside. They had their 2 year old son with them, and he was getting pretty cranky, so they gave him a cookie from my cupboard, not realizing that it was a pot cookie.

I think you underestimate how cloyingly sweet the cocktails can be at these places. They taste like Mountain Dew made with distilled tears.

Outrage over nothing.

It's a vicious cycle.