How do you know a restaurant owner is stealing wages?

Fixed.

ESPN broadcast a famously grating, irritating, seemingly incessant noise, drawing the ire of the FCC and complaints from viewers. They also showed an ad for Olympus Has Fallen after Chris Berman stopped talking.

Trailer: "THIS IS NOT A TEST"
Cardale Jones: "Thank God."

So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

I'm glad that you mentioned the death penalty for drug smugglers being well pulicized in Indonesia, because that reinforces an important point about why death penalty is not only inhuman, but also useless: it doesn't work as a deterrent to crime. If it did, Indonesia, US, Japan, Saudi Arabia, China, etc., would be…

In 1996, the UN special rapporteur on extrajudicial, summary or arbitrary executions stated explicitly that the death penalty should be eliminated for drug-related offenses.

Your assessment here is very much at odds with the details as reported in the New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/16/wor…

Fernando Valenzuela cutting off the stolen base throw-out attempt is great too.

Nothing like some NYC real estate humor to liven up our day.

The first move is so absurd because a between the legs drop-off pass for a Barnes three is actually a legitimate pass for Curry, which is why Russell bites. Also: he has the best behind the back dribble in the Association (ever).

Like a tattooed toe.

Damn straight you are, in fact you're pretty much obligated. There needs to be an actual "war on Christmas". ANY Christmas observances before at least Dec. 1 are insane and way out of line.

In other news biologists have discovered the "Dawkins is a Jackass No One Should Listen to" gene.

It's tiresome, and it seems to be a problem mostly on Jezebel.

Jezebel author writer word-compiler responds to apparent inconsistency with snark while ignoring said inconsistency.

You can't take the culture, nor should you want to.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

Wow. You are angry. Let me tell you about a program called ART....