Ugh. Sharing is the worst sometimes.

This incident is the distilled essence of everything I can't stand about Paltrow, namely her need to come up with ridiculous terms to describe common things. I don't want to live in a world where chocolate is "sex bark" and am amicable split is "conscious uncoupling".

Which creates a catch-22 for the Right, because the era of a Presidential contender - even a Republican one - being able to get away with opposition to marriage equality is closing rapidly. At some point the dam that separates GOP primary voters from general election voters is going to burst.

You can make e-liquid at home?

It shouldn't matter what a fictional character would have thought about it at all.

Yeah, I'm not at all cool with throwing people in jail for merely the intent to do something bad, especially when the individual is clearly struggling with mental health issues.

And a relentless woman is a bitch or a nag.

The key is high quality anchovies that don't just taste like a salt lick.

I'd eat a kid if they were slathered in meat and cheese.

While we're on the topic...it's ludicrous that employees are often charged for uniforms. If the employer insists on a specific outfit they should provide it for free. This should be true for places that have a branded uniform and places that force you to go out and buy certain items.

Often stealing tips too.

This is beyondé the pale.

But if the face of an average jane/joe was plastered on a t-shirt, the plebe would be able to make the same case as Rihanna, no? Is it really about celebs having special rights, or is it just that this issue only really affects celebs?

For real.

"My husband murders kids just like you with drones!"

Lennox is absolutely right...the controversy over her Smiley interview is drummed up vacuous nonsense, and Gawker (especially resident idiot Rich Juzwiak) should be ashamed of themselves for perpetuating it.

You guys did beat LSU in the whatever bowl. That's not nothing.

Cuba is full of incredible vintage cars.

I look forward to the douche-bro class action suit against Axe body spray.

Stwatson.