Make it possible to cast a ballot from a smartphone, which Republicans would never allow to happen.

Actually, Viking kind of was a job. Viking does not simply refer to any member of Norse culture, it refers to the specific Norse who were tasked with exploration, seafaring, and plunder, among other things.

Very smarmy of you to not mention that this is a sponsored post until the end.

It's become too automatic. I preferred it when the more exuberant "goooooooooal" calls were reserved for truly astonishing scores.

Cinnamon hearts are vile.

Almost no one wants to go to a game alone. If there were 2 tickets taped to that poll I bet they would have been snapped up hastily.

I don't Bielieve it!

The cycle never ends, because before the votes are even counted they'll start to yammer on about the 2016 election.

This should be a Dan Brown novel and/or Nic Cage movie. A mysterious manuscript is found in an old-asylum. It contains vague details of a nefarious conspiracy, the thwarting of said conspiracy then becoming the responsibility of Cage.

After he's done in OKC Durant will lead the post-Kobe Lakers.

I wouldn't get people's reverence for her even if she was a total sweetheart, because she has no discernible talent.

Was Daryl not speaking to Carol at the end, when he asked someone to come out of the woods?

Tell me about it.

"...sockdolager..."

Gouging one's eyes out with a pencil is a particularly painful and gruesome way to choose to make your exit. I hope she's able to recover, receive generous compensation, and most importantly to find the peace and happiness that eluded her prior to her suicide attempt.

Yup. The internet is merely the platform that allows the same shitty people who have always existed to share their terribleness with the World.

My very first words were "He is a repulsive human, and a rapist..."

He is a repulsive human, and a rapist, but his statement at the time was carefully worded to not actually concede to perpetrating non-consensual sex.

Just utterly terrible.