Whatever, teachers aren’t saints and everyone has to blow off steam about their work. It’s also a well known fact that teenagers are awful (I can say that, having once been an awful teen myself). Maybe work on your firewalls or something.

You know what could work for a while? Awkward Advertising!

“BUY OUR SOAP, UGGO” is an oddly compelling tagline.

I personally would buy more Dove products if they changed their marketing schtick from “~*~*~ you’re so beautiful inside and out and here are some naked ladies to remind you that we’re all beautiful ~*~*~*~*~” to “YOU’RE NOT BEAUTIFUL AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE. YOUR WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING IS NOT PREDICATED ON YOUR…

What the fuck would stereotype-free advertising even be? Like, advertising is made of stereotypes. That would be like trying to make fat-free sour cream (CREAM IS FAT; IT’S NOT SOUR CREAM IF IT’S FAT FREE), but I won’t go down that road again.

Just another stupid white person trying to blame minorities for their short comings.

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

PLEASE fuck off

fuck off

Bernie. Bubbala. Come on, dude. I love you. I love you so much. But stop. Please. It’s getting embarrassing.

I want to take this time to officially endorse President Obama’s official endorsement of Hillary Clinton.

Regardless of the merits, this is REALLY bad timing, dude. Your name is going to be handcuffed to BROCK TURNER UNREPENTANT STANFORD RAPIST forever.

He didn’t say she’s overproduced or that musically her songs aren’t great. He cast doubt on whether her “great” voice is really her voice.

“I am female and a life long feminist” Are you sure? This sounds like a bot word salad.

Yeah the ‘I refuse to vote’ statement is one that needs to be kept to one’s self. Unless the person saying it wants to be viewed as a petulant child. It’s a shining example of attention seeking behavior. There are so many other reasons to vote like you said.

You...you know Paul Ryan’s not running, right? Anti-women “It’s hard to be a ten if you’re flat chested, women are pigs, Mexicans and Muslims don’t like me” Donald Trump is running.

“when members are focused on finishing a series, they watch a little over two hours a day to complete a season.” (This conflicts directly with my personal binge-watching, which is best done all day, in bed, over an entire weekend.)

I am very much the reluctant Hillary voter but I swear to Birds on Podiums I have lost some friends the past two weeks because they said they were going to write Sanders in even after his inevitable loss in California. This was it, folks. California made their choice and we have to play along. It’s over. This is a two…

Who is saying that? We have a duty to vote for Hillary because she’s the better of the two candidates

If you give a shit about keeping religoin out of politics or a woman’s right to choose, then you vote for the Democrat. ANY Republican getting SCOTUS picks isn’t an option. It’s time to grow the fuck up.