“I used to date frat boys, but now I prefer consensual.”

I mean, people scrambled to explain that Elliot Rogers was secretly gay, rather than discussing the fact that he was just a misogynist.

I’m still pissed off that this shooting, which the shooter admitted was an attack on women, did not get a ton of attention. People focused on the fact that it was in a movie theater more than the fact that the shooter was an admitted misogynist. I mean the host of a radio show even said that the shooter frequently…

I agree. I have grabbed a coffee table and I do slow for garage sales.

My husband and I were watching Jaws last night and it occurred to me that it was nice when everyone in a movie didn’t have to be beautiful. We figure if they made that movie today, Viggo Mortensen would play Quint.

Today is my first day back at work after maternity leave and everyone is asking if I’m okay and if I’ve cried and I want yell, “FREEDOM IS MINE, AT LAST,” at all of them but I feel like that would make me seem like a bad mom. Newborns are BORING, no matter how adorable they are! I got to eat my breakfast with two…

When I was being discharged after having my son one of the nurses made me promise I would go on a “date” (she said even going to the drive thru counts, as long as the baby isn’t there) within 7 days of discharge. F the haters!

Man, more power to any new mom who can get an hour or two to herself (or out with her husband, girlfriends, etc.). You suddenly feel like everything you have belongs to a tiny, adorable, demanding creature. A brief respite to wear clean clothes and engage with adults can help keep you sane.

“Who wants to leave a newborn and go to a bar?” Me. Me, that’s who. A week straight of newborn? Gimme 3 hours out to dinner without, kthanksbye.

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....

Like ya’ll haven’t swag snatched for centuries. Give it a rest.

Fuck, i’m sorry. Have you thought about going with a shaved side, and long top? It would help your dye-job problem grow out faster as well. I had it done a few months ago because of that problem, and it worked out okay even with my baby face.

I said “ I think” dickbreath, and I was agreeing with something one of the bloggers said. I didn’t pull anything out of my ass. If I do, though, I’ll be sure to fucking throw it at you. :)

River is great, Love/Hate if you can find it, Jack Taylor, Touching Evil, just for a start!

It’s not a miniseries, but Cold Justice is my fave. A former prosecutor and CSI (the person CSI was based on) go to small towns to solve cold cases.

Benefit does a cheek stain that’s quite lavender-ish! It’s called lollitint.

To all the guys who go around swearing they’re feminists, take some notes. This is how to be an ally.

To be fair, yeah - just the thought of that alone gives me chills.

oh just fuck everything.