Jesus it’s a kiss-cam not a swallow-each-others-souls-through-their-mouth-hole cam.

I did not even notice the couple kissing. I thought this was just about one woman’s true love for pizza.

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

Has there been a guy who’s had a more quiet hall of fame career as Adrian Beltre? Seriously, everyone talks about how Chipper Jones is this sure fire first ballot guy (which I don’t disagree with) yet I feel fairly confident that Beltre won’t get in on the first year, despite having an equally productive career. The…

The cons are reaching so fucking hard.

Yo, I cannot second the stool softener enough. Gross, but like- NO ONE told me about this when I had surgery and that was the worst part of my recovery.

DAMMIT, WE HAD A PLAN! First Lake Como and then, Calabasas.

And you’ve had a phenomenal week of cute hair and outfits, lbr!!

That’s great! Looks like you’re all set to mount your TV on the wall

Yeah I don’t think her anecdote is evidence of a larger problem. I think it’s a shitty situation and while racism is common, I agree with you that the women sleeping with partners that aren’t their particular shade of human aren’t oblivious that their potential children will be mixed and then oopsadaise having race…

Right on, bro. You are gonna be a total badass when you actually get a girlfriend.

Actually, Americans of both genders prefer boys to girls. So, the opposite is far more likely. I guess you didn’t poke around the internet enough?

Yep, it’s this. These ass-wad GOP Congresspeople are exhibiting and promoting a modern-day Yellow Fear because they think that these Indian and Chinese “values” are invading the US along with immigrants from these countries. Which, in fact, couldn’t be further from the truth because women of Asian descent actually…

Who would they even be required to tell? And couldn’t they just say “I can’t afford to have the baby” if they know their real reason for it is illegal? What, are they going to be sworn in? Given a lie detector test? This is unenforceable garbage.

Also, that’s unfortunate but....oh well? Women are under no obligation to tell anyone why they are seeking an abortion.

“Between 40 and 50 percent of all African-American babies are killed before they’re born. A Hispanic child is three times more likely to be aborted than a white child.”

I want to run for Congress, win and draft a bill to make it legal for American citizens to punch these guys in the dick.

If they were asked to remove it by Beyonce’s team it’s a shared action.

I would trust my children with Frank Reynolds before I would trust them with Ted Cruz.

Look at him up there in his stupidly ill-fitting tuxedo. He looks like Danny DeVito in “Batman Returns” when The Penguin was running for Mayor.