I’m glad they were able to retriever him.

Yeah man. The Dream Team in ‘92 was so fucking terrible for basketball too, the US rolling teams by 50+ just killed the sport internationally.

Yeah I don’t know her.

No, you tell him while sober.

Who’s Drew

i still don’t know

You think there’s a man in this country that ain’t seen your bosoms?

Too bad

This was great and hilarious and you should do it again sometime. +1 Bobby trying to find something, anything, to say about sports.

Anyone else notice that Deadspin is having its best day ever right now?

hmm all I see here is a bad sport

No thanks.

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TO WIPE FFS.

Jesper is lucky, if it was a female cat it would make half as much for the same effort.

I literally searched “jock jams” and somehow this turned up.

Who are the Sixers?

I have no idea who Caril Airds is.

I hate myself for reading his name as Hide DeSalami.

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!