Your succinct answers limit the opportunity for extreme overreactions to minor differences in opinion. I hate this.
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I, for one, welcome our Adequate Woman overlords.
These are batting-cage-free chickens.
Can we all agree that while golf is utter shit, and people who actually spend 6 hours a day watching people whack a ball are crazy, but how awesome are golf carts? They are the tops!
Golf is the worst. Holy shit, golf is the worst. Goodbye, golf.
As a nice guy who has been repeatedly friend-zoned by women, don’t you think I deserve to break through the glass ceiling of sexlessness? What am I doing wrong? I’ve read so many books about pick up artistry!
It’s simple, really.
1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)
2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.
Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.
edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…
And we are already off to a FLYING start.
I checked out the deadspin comments, and I’ve never laughed harder at a comment than the deadspinner who asked, “which one of you broads can punt a football farthest?”
Honestly, I probably trust the deadspin team the most with Jez. I feel like the team here has spoken most affectionately about the Deadspin crew, although that may have just been Jolie. Regardless, I'm okay with this.
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Let’s just watch an entire 1994 prom.
Prom ‘94 in Montana. I’m in the short blue dress (that my mother made me.)
Being Jewish, I would never step into any train car that was designated special for me. Call it instinct, but NOPE!
It’s crazy enough that this guy should just not live in San Francisco. It’s not that amazing a city to live in a piece of furniture.
It could be, but that’s not how the article itself is framed. This post beginning and ends with Emma Watson.
Yes, it can, but then why is this article all about her? I’m not dismissing the topic, just commenting on the exhausting trend especially on Jezebel to promote someone as this great savior feminist icon then after months of love gradually tear them down.
Sorry, Emma. It’s your turn now.