Tragically, I now like him more because he has a tattoo from one of my favorite songs (“Stacks” by Bon Iver) on his arm.

SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THERE NOT BEING A PICTURE OF YOUR DOG IN THIS COMMENT

“Sorry, but you have untrustworthy nipples.”

And then, once you had satisfied your curiousity, just re-big-ify the bus with no concern for exiting the head first.

i miss that guy that shot him in the face

I’m a glutton for punishment, so I read the comments on NPR’s Facebook post about this, and the dudebros are in an uproar over this.

I’m a fan of “calm your tits”.

I’ve never supported the idea that all jokes about rape are bad and off limits. I also think that people who try to tell people who have been raped that they can’t tell jokes about it are entitled control freaks.

You’re right—Steubenville, the OC Gang Rape Case, Cleveland, TX—all occurred at boarding schools. Wait, no they didn’t. These were kids who lived at home.

Well, you are wrong. Parents aren’t around every second of teenagers’ lives, regardless of where they are being schooled. If teens were taught to have a healthy relationship with their hormones/bodies/sex, there would be no “sexually competitive environment”. When they see sex as something to “get” from someone else,…

Nope, not true. Rates of rape varying enormously from country to country and in different time periods within the US. Very very few people are sociopaths. Most rapists rape because the live within a culture that permits it on some level. And teens are, surprise surprise, a lot less irresponsible when they are educated…

So you’re saying that boys and girls together in a boarding school facilitates rapists? What about co-ed neighborhoods, or co-ed schools that aren’t boarding schools? There’s no real logic to this besides the idea that “girls tempt boys to rape”.

I really think this is the wrong way to look at this. You’re removing the responsibility of the rapist in this context. Yes, hormones are running wild for both sexes, and sex will happen. Rape is inexcusable and not a byproduct of teenage hormones. This thought process is part of what perpetuates rape culture.

I’m sorry, but this is asinine. Not only are dorms set up in a manner so that they are as well supervised as possible, but this is an issue of consent and consent education. Rape doesn’t just happen because hormones and close proximity.

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

YOU ARE A LOSING LOSER WHO DOESNT OWN A DOG. YOUR LIFE IS EMPTY AND DEVOID OF PURPOSE. YOU ARE LAME AND I DONT EVEN LIKE YOU.

I’m going to see Miguel tonight!!!!!!

And that lawsuit will cost the taxpayers money, not the police. I’m not saying she shouldn’t sue, I’m saying the proceeds from the suit should come from the police retirement funds. When the “few” bad cops start costing the “good” cops money, then maybe the good cops will do something about their “brothers” behavior.

is this satire

Jesus would like a word w every single person involved in this bc it appears something got lost in translation.