I’d rather not know if it wasn’t going to happen again. There is no benefit IMHO to this sort of knowledge. I would feel bad, then I wouldn’t be able to trust them, then I would likely end up breaking up in response. Also, if they cheated, and were a good person, I’d rather they handle that guilt on their own rather…

If you’re going with the college student = adult analogy, then you must extend it to college = work. If visitors were coming to tour my workplace and a group of coworkers behaved in this manner, they would be fired immediately.

As a pregnant woman, can I just say that I am so goddamn sick of seeing a new study every week telling me I’m doing something wrong? This is my first pregnancy and it is scary enough without some dude in a lab discovering that I may already be a terrible mother because I ate a fucking potato for dinner.

“ awkward boners . “

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

This guy can’t afford steaks on his pay? Maybe he should educate himself and get a better job. Boot straps!

I despise the rule that women over "insert age" should not have long hair. Luckily, I'm blessed with thick wavy Italian hair, I have 4 kids, and have always rocked my long hair. I'm 52 and it's at my waist. When said kids were little, braids, ponytails, buns, etc. Same for work. I get the most compliments on my…

Shuddering right now because there is NOTHING worse than slimy, smelly left over food in the sink. WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

OOOO DOES SOMEONE WANT IT?

But, he's like the bestest, most romantical guy in the world and why can't these jealous shrews see that?!?!

Cerberus, the beast that guarded Styx, the entrance to Hades? I mean, I'm not overly fond of comparing any of my body parts to Hades, but Cerberus already sounds like a big pharma name.

don't forget pallet: a wooden platform for transporting large quantities of merchandise. " i just ordered a pallet of monogrammed coffee thermoses filled with ranch dressing"

The moment at which you start screaming and hurling swears at an employee is the moment at which you deserve absolutely no sympathy or understanding whatsoever.

i think anna holden had the same customer as I did, not even kidding.