I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

I get the feeling you don't fine dine regularly on account of you behaving like an animal and having the speech and grammar of a third grader.

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

I used to snap the cutlass part off and make them lightsabers. Because I always lost my lightsabers.

oh my god stop talking before I put a cocktail fork through your temple.

Would you even be saying this if it were a man?

I mean if "your mom masturbates to make her depression go away" is the new "your mom goes to college," I'm okay with it.

Damn straight! It can't possibly be "new age" or "hipster", since my grandparents let my parents do it in the 50s & 60s, and my parents let me do it in the 80s. This is actually really old-school parenting!

My kids are age-appropriately aware of what I do for a living, and will continue to be as they get older.

Hipster? This? Dang. I love how hipster is just a catch-all for anything and everything that bothers anyone.

It's not even New Age or hipster!

I was homeschooled. I followed a normal curriculum that had no religious influence at all. I was supervised by a credentialed teacher who I could email or call if necessary. I graduated two years early from high school. Nothing wrong with homeschooling if it's done right.

This is bullshit. Call it whatever new-age hipster shit you want, these parents have the right idea. There is ZERO wrong with letting your kids walk home together, especially if the distance is short. That's how they learn independence. It's how they become more aware of their surroundings, and it's how they learn to…

My parents loaned me the money to start my own business and it changed my life. I refuse to feel bad about it and would never want to date someone who looked down on me for it.

For me, the biggest dealbreaker is if someone demonstrates their unwillingness to be generous or share. I had a really terribly relationship for 2 years that I should have noticed was wrong wrong wrong early on, but I had self esteem issues and had a hard time believing I deserved better. For all the big picture…

jackrabbit sex. You know that sex where it's like they're masturbating but with your vagina.