My SO and I use pretty neutral smelling soaps: sandalwood, mint, myrrh, etc., and my lotions are fragrance free so while we use the same soaps, we smell very different anyway. And besides, I prefer woody and citrusy scents which mostly tend to be pretty universal, and I think I smell great, though I prefer men’s…

Laser Wolf? Aww yiss.

I don’t regret my daughter’s name but I will be remorseful if she winds up with “Kiki” as a nickname, which is sadly all too possible.

Mine too, and I looked pretty good. I’d wear the suit I had on for it if it still fit me: ivory silk with sheer flowing sleeves on the jacket.

That is a beautiful rat, sir.

Ha ha, omg, neither will mine! I’m just now getting them to grow back, and it has been a long, ugly, skinny road.

Origins Plantscription Anti-aging cleanser. Never leaves my skin feeling dry, cleans off makeup and gunge, smells nice, foams well and rinses clean and easily. I used Cetaphil for ages and a sample of the Origins came my way. Liked it enough to buy some. I like the Origins cleansing oil too but Shea Moisture rose…

Origins Plantscription Anti-aging cleanser. Never leaves my skin feeling dry, cleans off makeup and gunge, smells…

I did that same thing for awhile but eventually stopped caring. It was hard to ignore the shitty looks and comments from people who needed to mind their own business but it got easier. And I breastfed till my kid was 18 months and she decided she was done with the boob. It’ll either get easier or you’ll care less…

OMFG, this right here. If I waited too long to breastfeed, I immediately had such awful boobie pains that I regretted leaving the house, and it seemed almost just as immediately got mastitis. I didn’t like breastfeeding in public but sometimes there were no alternatives if I didn’t want to be a shut in in my own home.

Team America vom for the win!

Oh god, I had that husband. I kicked his ass to the curb when our daughter was a year old. It took him a year but he became contrite when he realized he was missing out on his kid growing up, and discovered I was moving right along without him. Dumbasses, some of em.

Ugh. Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. Blech. They look like wads of flesh, or lungs or tumors.

Wielding, not weilding.

This makes me hungry.

Me too. I am not looking forward to trying to explain this to my daughter one day. I’m a big believer in body positivity and it makes me insane that women are made to feel bad about something as varied as labia. Or that insecurity leads women to get unnecessary surgery on themselves. Oy.

They’re not even using ellipses correctly anyway. Three periods with a space on each side, except when adjacent to quotation marks. The flagrant use of bad punctuation always irritates me . . . unless a doge meme is being used in conjunction!

No, but you are being willfully obtuse.

I live in a place where it is punishingly hot in the summer and numbingly cold in the winter, with a month or 3 or balmy weather. You bet your butt I turn the AC on. People around here who don’t use one tend to get heat stroke and die, lame ass ceiling fan or no. If you don’t want to use an AC, move somewhere that…

Went parochial school, had a teacher who divorced and her life was pure hell. That was enough for me.

And everyone wonders why I noped the hell on out of that church.