“I want to put macaque into that deer” -the monkey

I was thinking more by the scruff of the neck, like a kitten.

Make America Grope Again.

Special Agent hoisted by his/her own PETArd!!!

I honestly don’t get people like this. Like, what would be the ultimate solution for this person? Just let ALL pets out onto the streets? Bc that would make it better?
This is the kind of out of reality, college student special snowflake kind of “argument” that doesn’t…

At least you’re not knee-deep in some stagnant pond Lady-of-the-Lake-like, peering at your nude, chubby King Arthur and his canine Knight of the Roundtable, Sir Barksalot.

Love the last line. “That feeling when…”

Each generation begets its own Willard.

she’s in the upside-down.

Yep, I think so.

It is hard to top Jay Cutler’s senior portrait.

My eyebrows will never recover from being a teen in the ‘00s.

VERT !

You asked why she couldn’t wait 10 minutes and received answers, and then complain that people are “momsplaining” at you? Charming.

That’s not how babies work. That’s not how ANY babies work.

100% this. I’m a first time mum to a 7 week old that I am breastfeeding, and I haven’t built up the confidence or courage to feed in public yet, mainly because I am terrified of some arsehole telling me off for doing so. The one time I ventured out of the house my bub got hungry (obviously) so I did everything I could…

Well it is just a shame you don’t want children because you would be the perfect mother, wouldn’t you?!

Incredibly beautiful and moving, and she is so lucky to have had the resources (financial, social, political, emotional) to have been able to do that.

I just turned my significant other into soap, I’ve never felt cleaner!

I gave my brother a tub of shea body butter and he said his life is changed. The importance of moisturizing just can’t be understated.