Wait. Sorry. New to Kinja. I accidentally starred my own post... I thought if I clicked on the thingy it would tell me who liked it?

I love these stories! Last year I was so freaked out I couldn't sleep.

Welp, there goes my evening.

from what i can tell, past him is the worst and so is present him.

I look like one of those dancing hippos from Fantastia when I am working out and I sweat like Robin Williams at the height of his cocaine years. Sexiness is the last thing on my mind.