Sounds like a meaty beer at the taphouse.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Well Mikey in Waltham is an anagram for In Law I Make Myth so it could be Kyrie, we’re through the looking glass here people.

That’s long enough. You settle down.

It looks like the Mets just found their new hitting coach, and when his age is added to Phil Regan’s that drops the average age of Mets bench coaches to 42.5.

And did you hear that pitcher barking at him to “just run,” just like Madison Baumgardner????

I completely agree. For example, I was raised with two parents in the home and I continue to be a gigantic piece of shit.

I actually sort of think there’s a truth to this. I grew up in a two parent household and I think it played a major role in why I am who I am.

Unless his doctorate came from the Tennessee School of Preaching

I think they should go all in from the start and ask taxpayers to pony up for a track extending from Quebec to Florida, to carry a roof back and forth. Think of the enormous cost savings from using one roof for two buildings. Tampa would be idiots to not jump on that deal.

Meanwhile, the fucking Marlins won’t even explore this idea- Come on Jeter, answer Saskatoon’s calls you coward!!!

Replacing the “Dirty Sanchez” with the “Vanderbilt Whistler” saved my marriage.

The NCAA: where whistblowers are silenced, but whistlers cannot be 

This probably belongs on Splinter, but I used to cashier and do returns for an independent, single-location bookstore during high school and college breaks. It started with one spot in the back of a third-tier mall, and eventually ate four other retail spaces at its peak.  It was about the size of a small department…

See, the problem is they’re dyslexic, they tried making obscene ticket markup using masters tickets. If they were using Ticketmaster, it would be perfectly legal...

Local international market sells 16oz deli tubs of pre-peeled but otherwise uncut cloves. For three dollars I am happy to remove these issues from my life. 

Fresno is a convenient location for a D.C. baseball team’s AAA club.

Dave Potter is perfect for this “town”. He served on the California Coastal Commission, only to display such an atrocious environmental record that the Sierra Club went out of their way to seek and secure his ouster.

Father Junipero Serra, who set up the mission system in California and is glorified everywhere in the state, is buried in Carmel. But you’d never know it, and it’s almost impossible to find the mission. I don’t know if it’s because of the Latino connection, but it’s strange.