There was a president named John Tyler?

If only he were a teacher. Teacher Preacher Franklin. Dr. Preacher Franklin also has a nice ring to it. 

I’m having fun imagining Sherzer sitting at the D.C. terminal for 2 hours, flying commercial (granted 1st class) for 5 1/2 hours, transferring at LAX (another hour) and finally hoping on a small local flight to Fresno (no first class or business).  Knowing he’s missing a start. All cuz he broke his nose practicing…

I thought that was Paul Schaefer.....sadly it was just some rich prick named Larry

San Francisco resident here and I had the same reaction 

Yea, it’s not like there are well known cities between SF and Carmel!

Case in point....

Well I guess since he did that 50 years ago he can never ever be a racist.

Boo Kinja!!!

Well yeah, but enough about you. 

My favorite kinja comment ever

Five stars. For you, not the sketchy random Indian/Pho restaurant outside of Turlock

Who enjoys looking at this stuff? 

Is Bro Rogan a little person? 

Mmmm, so many delicious excuses!

Reading isn’t big with Trumpettes. The Mueller report, for instance.

The “lol you idiot” at the end is the perfect cherry on top of this inane, grammatically challenged, completely non sequitut comment. Sir, you’ve earned your covfefe today.

No, it actually isn’t censorship. If I wanted to stand in your living room and tell you Fruity Pebbles are all you need to eat to be healthy would you ask me to leave? Would you then be censoring me?

I’m honestly jealous. I’m on my way out soon as well.

Which you “dad” has never done when he’s penetrated you. Fuck you and your MMA, you piece of garbage