Americans not reacting well to gentle criticism? Whoda thunk it?

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

She's ten, of course she would pick the Nose.

Meh! Already got one....

Seriously. No one's asking for a 99 mph strike. Just toss it in the general vicinity of the plate. 

I overtook a DB5 on the motorway recently in my Polo and was gobsmacked by how small it was...

“And the cameraman is ejected.”

Angel Hernandez ejected the photographer.

“That’s a strike.”

Fuck that.  Last time I went on one of those, my wallet self-ejected and flew into a lake.

Even better execution than the 2CV....

My kids used to use it (unsweetened variety) to dye their hair. 

The last can of the original stuff sold for £350 at auction.

I haven’t bought the packets since I discovered you can buy a gallon jug of it premade for like $2.00.

Kool-Aid isn’t really a thing here, but a generation or two pines for Creamola Foam. And I would kill for a sachet of that orange stuff they stuck on the cover of Buster.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is the catcher supposed to flinch from the ball like it was the ghost of Ronald McDonald?

I refuse to believe that is not a Tim & Eric sketch

Weird Al’s Superbowl Halftime show would be mind bending if they had the guts to give him free reign.

STUPID!!! YOU’RE SO STUPID!!!