Gas pedal is better. They’re all accelerators

Don’t forget BF heros!

I can’t tell if this entire article is sarcasm. It’s literally 2 extra steps. Push a button, let go of a lever.

“For Battlefield, it’s Metro”

I don’t know how you guys put up with living in a place where you need to strategize parking.

Why does my mom think the Jag badge looks like the Alfa badge?

Frantically sells everything within reach, clicks again

from the top of my lungs
What’s going on?

Maybe on a health and safety shit list, but in my books, you’re living in an efficiency dream land

“It’s not underpowered, it’s just easier to appreciate from the sidewalk”

Good! That’s exactly what should happen. Your skill level is clearly above what’s required by fast food, so you did the correct thing and sought a job that appreciated that.

Good! Fast food isn’t a place people should be spending any significant amount of their lives.

Yes, but a donair in canada is a specific thing, not just a shaved meat sandwich

Finally, a mercedes name that makes sense! It’s a GL(o)B (of ugly) 35

“*sigh* at least they have lobsters and gyros to live on.”

Clearly that’s just a batmobile

I really hope you put that in a glassdoor review of the company.

I’m listening...