The only thing this truck can embarrass is it’s owner

*Metroidvania

A suzuki samurai is more capable off road than this thing. CP

As a fellow straight, white, cis-male, meh, I’ve seen men with better.

Pike Place has as much flavor as seltzer

Overpriced product of the overlanding craze. Give it a few years and it’ll be worth half as much. CP

I hate to be that guy, but... could this be a... JoJo reference?

Which will win in a demolition derby?

I know what the next thing I’m doing in assetto corsa is

We’d better get onboard vid with pacenotes in that case

He got you hook line and sinker

What are you talking about? My rift works perfectly fine with bedrock edition. You’d be better off using the vivecraft mod for java though, it’s a better implementation

My grandfather got a 26' (can’t remember the name) cabin cruiser from the 80's with a galvanized 3 axle trailer for ~$4000 if I remember correctly. It needed some work but still well under the cost for that panther.

We’ll get ‘em brought in for questioning

You can buy a wrangler and a good size boat separately for ~$20k tops. There’s no reason this could even come close to selling for $195k

I thought that was like slang or whatever the term would be...

I am neither hip, nor “with it”. What does sage mean in this context?

I’m a draftsman.

They always ask how the shoe feels, never how it feels

Ah yes, millennials gen-zers: redefining whatever they want from their moms basement full time, well paying job.